Day 1 in my house i call the zoo.

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:22:38 +0100

Im sitting here now and feel like i should be in a cage.Not because im losing my mind but because my children are running riot and it makes me feel like im in a zoo.My two and a half yr old is running round naked,refusing to put his clothes on however many times i try.Hes covered in chocolate as nanny has decided to get him an easter egg.Great.So ill spend the rest of the afternoon clearing up the mess he leaves behind him.

My 7month old is being fed,at the same time as trying to write this.Everytime i give her a spoonful,as i turn back round to start typing i look back to see shes spat it out and smiling quite proudly.She loved chicken and pasta yesturday so im wondering whats changed today?

So as you can imagine,its hectic.My eldest has just fallen over and is laying on the floor crying.As i go to comfort him he doesnt want me,he wants daddy.I go to the fridge and try to find him something that will cheer him up,when i spot my bottle of wine.Its only 2 in the afternoon but i wonder if one glass will really hurt? Of course it will i tell myself.No mother should be drinking at 2 in the afternoon so i push my thoughts to one side.

As i enter the front room,i have my 2 year old pointing to the floor to show me hes done his buisness on the floor.Great,why did i start potty training? As i crouch down to clear it up i think to myself how glad i am that i got that lamintae floor put down.And,you know what?
Im sure i can hear that bottle of wine calling me from inside the fridge.....

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MY LIFE,THE ZOO.

Day 1 in my house i call the zoo.